Is thinking for yourself too hard? Does making decisions leave you floundering, confused, frustrated, and wishing you didn't have to try to fruitlessly use your empty skull to pretend to be a person? Does the idea of someone else telling you every move to make entice you? Then joining the Despair Cult might be the one good decision you'll ever make on your own~ But let's face it: it's not really a choice, is it?